Jason's holding the lid from a can of spackle, "You know those movies where a person gets a face full of pie? This kind of looks like that."
Me, "Are you saying that lid looks like pie?"
"Doesn't it look like that?"
"Not really."
"Are you sure? I can test it out on your face."
"If you're saying that's like pie, you must be willing to eat it then."
"I don't like spackle pie."
"Well, I don't like a face full of spackle. . . or lemon meringue."
"I love lemon meringue. How do you not like lemon meringue?"
"Do you like pumpkin pie?"
"Yes, I love pumpkin pie!"
"Those are the only 2 pies I don't like."
"Well, I don't like you!"
"Well, pie doesn't like you! I want to push you off that ladder. Can I push you off that ladder? Would you be mad if I pushed you off that ladder?"
"You could try, but I'd land on my feet."
"Like a cat?"
"Well, if I don't land on my feet, as soon as I got back up I come after you and I run fast."
"Oooh. I'm so scared."
"You better be."
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