Quotage

Best quotes from my scary scary weekend.

Todd: "Don't worry. Its only 12 volts."

Kelsey: "What should I do if the sirens go off while I'm driving?"
Robyn: "If there's a tornado warning, drive faster."

Little girl across the street: "Want to see our basement? Follow me, come see our basement!"
Kelsey and Robyn follow. Kelsey places one foot onto basement carpet.
Kelsey: "Ewww. Gross. Wet! Back up the stairs. Back up the stairs! Move Move Move! Robyn, turnaround, back up the stairs!"
Little girl jumping up and down on carpet: "Squishy!"

Kelsey: "Go to sleep if you want to."
Robyn: "I just want to see the flood and then I'll go back to sleep."

Robyn: "Remember in eighth grade when I used to layer my clothes all the time. It seems like everyone is doing it now."
Kelsey: "Yeah, it's cool now."


More to come, once I remember.