A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contended cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift that dairy workers know signals an impending explusion, generally something one avoids. Our hero struck a match.
His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, before the flame was subsumed by a rectal contraction. The poor Holstein exploded, killing the worker, who was struck by a flying femur bone.
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Without citing your source, your claim is dubious at best.
This obviously came out of the Darwin Awards book, it's even titled "Cow Bomb." Doesn't get much clearer than that.
This is one of my favorites too.
~Jack
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