buyer beware

So . . . I'm a big fan of Lipton's Green Tea, it's quite delicious. You shake it and then drink it and everything's great. It's so great that I wanted to try the NEW! White Tea. Here's the thing, I shook it and then TRIED to drink it, but it fizzled everywhere like a volcanic eruption and everything was NOT great.

I figured this was a fluke or something. I mean, why would it explode everywhere? So, of course I had to shake another one and open it.

EXPLOSION!!

I searched the label for where it should say to shake it up, but instead it read, "For best taste. . . drink by date on bottle."

[face turning red with anger]

Soon after, the doorbell rang and the UPS guy had a package to deliver and I'm pretty sure he was chuckling at my brand-new Lipton White Tea-produced see-through T-shirt.