Today I'm shaving the hair of one of my best friends. Is it bad that I'm super excited to cut her hair all off? I've never shaved a girl's head before, lots of guys, but never a girl's. I hope I don't cry. I'm a big fan of my hair, so this is almost like chopping my own. Becky's pumped though, like she's been practicing come-backs in the mirror or something. It was awesome, for every person trying to convince her otherwise on Christmas Eve, she had a zinger right back at them, including my Mom.
I just hope she doesn't now marry a name-shortening rap-dancer, have two hygiene-impaired children, crash windows with umbrellas, drive cars without seat belts and children in her lap, and talk about adopting more children, specifically some chinese twin girls.
What, too soon? Oops, I did it again.
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Wait.. Becky is getting her head shaved? Why? :-P
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